Me: I’m looking for a big fan I can use to dry a wet basement floor.
Male employee (The Guy): I don’t think we have those here (in the building materials section). Try aisle 39.
(I turn around and walk toward aisle 39. The Guy is walking behind me, and is joined by The Girl, a very young-seeming colleague).
The Girl: Can you help me with it?
The Guy: You always ask me that.
The Girl: It’s just really hard to get started. Please? Can you just help me with the beginning? To get it started? Please.
The Guy: Yeah.
The Girl: And we went out last night and you didn’t show up again.
The Guy: Totally forgot. I was home all night. Totally forgot.
The Girl: Well maybe we won’t call you next time.
The Guy: ‘Kay.