Michael Bay, Paid Per Explosion; M. Night Shyamalan is Slowly Vanishing

A Reddit user (“Mike-Dane”) calculated how much Michael Bay earns in profits-per-explosion:

Michael Bay profit per explosion - Imgur

That’s about $3.2 million per explosion, Mike-Dane says.

…He also tracked the quality of M. Night Shyamalan’s films over time (based on IMDB rating), an equally-steep slope going the other way:

M. Night Shyamalan movie quality decline over time - Imgur

Incidentally, now that you know how much they are worth, here is what is represented to be every Michael Bay explosion so far:

 

Couldn’t find any M. Night supercuts, so instead please watch this trailer for “Real Genius,” reimagined as a Shyamalan film:

 

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