Recent fraternity alumnus (judging by his t-shirt), as he retrieved a pile of oxford shirts from a top load washer, whispering falsetto:
The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found me! The renegade who had it made, retrieved for a bounty! Never more to go astray! This’ll be the end today/ Of the wanted manNa-na-NAH-na-na-na-na-na!