Editor: Hey, that was a good story.
Reporter: Thanks, man. It keeps on giving.
Editor: You know, one of these days this guy will retire and be out of your hair until he turns up somewhere else.
Editor, later, on phone: What do you think the odds are that he blew away the old lady, called the kid, said I can’t believe what I did, then blew away him self? That’s what the Binghamton papers are saying. A .357 magnum.