24-hour Market, Lark St., 10:30 p.m.


Me: Whistling to the Bee Gee’s “How Deep is Your Love?” on the in-store radio.

Clerk (tall, thin, blond guy in tight black jeans and one of those army surplus-looking caps): You do NOT look old enough to know the Bee Gees.

Me: I’m afraid I am.

Clerk: Yeah, and I’m a virgin.

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